So I wrote a little book.

I was fired for the first time ever in the spring of 2003. In my confused and desperate state, I accepted a job in Bristol Bay, Alaska, working for a fish processing company. In the course of the next 7 months, I would be chased by bears, live in filth, and stab a man. I wrote a book about it. You can buy it here.

Other Writing

Kitchen Sink magazine, Issue 12 and Issue 15 (2006)

Rivet Magazine, Issue 19 "The Power Issue" (2007)

"Cringe: Teenage Diaries, Journals, Notes, Letters, Poems, and Abandoned Rock Operas"
Release date August 2008
I have two entries in this amazing collection curated by the venerable Sarah Brown. Two embarrassing, horrible entries.